I'm called Emily, I'm 15 years old and from the United Kingdom

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lieutenant-mcmuffin:

I want the ladies at RT to plan a heist. 

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

wrrench:

ninjatabbycat:

wrrench:

I was making microwaveable meatballs and there was a fly and I was like oh shit this fly is going to go for the meatballs so I shut the microwave door but I forgot my hand was also in the microwave so I slammed it on my own hand, I slammed the microwave door on my own fucking hand in an attempt to save my food I’m a fucking idiot

OH MY GOD

That’s what I screamed

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

achievementt-teeth:

10/? Ray’s best ask.fm replies

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber
  • robin thicke

Human Hit List

redgrieve:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

buttsexstiel:

buttsexstiel:

buttsexstiel:

Listen up!

last month, 28-06, i bought and paid my ticket at Rogue Events, for the Asylum 14 convention which I was very happy about and I was very excited to go. 
But this weekend, all my friends from both tumblr and twitter, received their confirmation-emails about their payment going through and I did not. So I got a little concerned and worried and emailed them the following day, asking them if my payment had gotten through.

I got a reply, saying: “The order status will be updated when payment has been matched to the booking.” so I was like ‘yeah alright’ so i waited a few more days, before emailing them again, telling them that i was concerned and that it stressed me out, not knowing if my payment had gotten through, since I’m from Denmark and my bank might’ve messed something up, yeah?

So this was the email that I received this morning. I am in shock, to see such a bad customer service, just for asking them a nice and polite question. I do not know what to do and if I even get my ticket, but if I dont, I will report them, since this is illegal business (stealing money from people’s pockets)

Just beware of Rogue Events when you buy your convention tickets. 

update!

i am now banned from any rogue events-conventions  just from posting this, but i will not take this down. i want everyone to know how badly i got treated.

second update: they are threatening to take legal actions for putting this post up but i will still refuse to take it down. everyone should know about how i was treated. nobody deserves such treatment, so be careful guys.

so please keep spreading the word.

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

idjtits:

admit it there’s no better feeling than being on the tube and u got a seat then 100 ppl come in and u still got ur seat and u like praise

sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross